Tag: funny

  It’s a well known quirk of cats, they love to squeeze themselves into the middle of things. Whether it’s a box, a jar that’s way too small or simply just sitting on your computer keyboard while you are trying to get your work done, if …

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”   A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his …